I believe I am crawling out from beneath the mountain of funk. This may have something to do with the fact that I am approaching launch for AF Day one (Ugh, on Halloween!) and also because my punchiness is, admittedly, kind of funny all by itself.
Last night, The Man and I were trying to watch TV...specifically, Comedy Central.
Judging by the commercials, the only people watching Comedy Central at midnight are horny teenage boys or older men who still have the horniness, but not the ability. (Vivaaaaaaa.....Viagra!)
The later it got, the more obnoxious everything became.
We were going to switch things off and go to bed, but then this commercial came on.
We both started giggling, kind of pointlessly. It should be noted that smelling like "man" is not necessarily a good thing, because, at least in our house, it's likely to be prefaced with, "Please, go take a shower. You smell like....MAN."
The Man: "Why is this so funny?"
Me: If someone asked you what cologne you were wearing? You would have to say, "I'm wearing....MAN." It just sounds wrong.
The Man: "Wasn't there some spoof on SNL of the Calvin Klein ads?"
Me: You mean "Canis- Cologne For Dogs?"
The Man: Maybe.
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OMG i remember that spoof... Now, I can't stop laughing
I remember that spoof, too! So funny!
I like the smell of "man," unless it crosses the line into "funky man."
Aah, Canis. That one was disgusting! The part where the dog jumps into the guy's arms and licks all over his face? Eew-shivers. What about Egoiste?
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